1) LUKE LUCK LIKES LAKES. LUKE´S DUCK LIKES LAKES. LUKE LUCK LICKS LAKES. LUCK´S DUCK LICKS LAKES. DUKE TAKES LICKS IN LAKES LUKE LUCK LIKES. LUKE LUCK TAKES LICKS IN LAKES DUCK LIKES.
2) CHESTER CHOOSES CHESTNUTS, CHEDDAR CHEESE
WITH CHEWY CHIVES. HE CHEWS THEM AND HE CHOOSES THEM. HE CHOOSES THEM AND HE
CHEWS THEM THOSE CHESTNUTS, CHEEDAR CHEESE AND CHIVES IN CHEERY, CHARMING
CHUNKS.
3) SHE IS A THISTLE-SIFTER. SHE HAS A SIEVE OF
UNSIFTED THISTLES AND A SIEVE OF SIFTED THISTLES AND THE SIEVE OF UNSIFTED
THISTLES SHE SIFTS INTO THE SIEVE OF SIFTED THISTLES BECAUSE SHE IS A
THISTLE-SIFTER.
4) A TWISTER OF TWISTS ONCE TWISTED A TWIST.
AND THE TWIST THAT HE TWISTED WAS A THREE-TWISTED TWIST. NOW IN TWISTING THIS
TWIST, IF A TWIST SHOULD UNTWIST, WOULD THE TWIST THAT UNTWISTED UNTWIST THE
TWISTS?
5) HOW MANY WENCHES COULD A WITCH´S WENCH
WRENCH WRENCH IF A WITCH´S WENCH WRENCH COULD WRENCH WENCHES. AS MANY WENCHES
AS A WITCH´S WENCH COULD, IF A WITCH´S WENCH WRENCH COULD WRENCH WENCHES.
6) MARY MAC´S MOTHER´S MAKING MARY MAC MARRY
ME. MY MOTHER´S MAKING ME MARRY MARY MAC. WILL I ALWAYS BE SO MERRY WHEN MARY´S
TAKING CARE OF ME? WILL I ALWAYS BE SO MERRY WHEN I MARRY MARY MAC?
7) FRUSTRADED FROM FAILURE AND FILLED WITH
FOREBODINGS, HE FLED FOR HIS FAMILY. FALLING AT HIS FATHER´S FEET, HE
FLOUNDERED FORLORNLY. “FATHER, I HAVE FLUNKED AND FRUITLESSLY FORFEITED FURTHER
FAMILY FAVORS.”
8) SISTER SUSIE´S SEWING SHIRTS FOR SOLDIERS,
SUCH SAUCY SOFT SHORT SHIRTS FOR SOLDIERS SISTER SUSIE SEWS. SOME SOLDIERS SEND
EPISTLES SAY THEY´D SOONER SLEEP ON THISTLES, THAN THOSE SAUCY SOFT SHORT
SHIRTS FOR.
9) IF A PACKET HITS A POCKET ON A SOCKET ON A
PORT, AND THE BUS IS INTERRUPTED AS A VERY LAST RESORT, AND THE ADDRESS OF THE
MEMORY MAKES YOUR FLOPPY DISK ABORT. THEN THE SOCKET PACKET POCKET HAS AN ERROR
TO REPORT.
10) IF YOU UNDERSTAND, SAY “UNDERSTAND”. IF YOU
DON´T UNDERSTAND, SAY “DON´T UNDERSTAND”. BUT IF YOU UNDERSTAND AND SAY “DON´T
UNDERSTAND”, HOW DO I UNDERSTAND THAT YOU UNDERSTAND. UNDERSTAND?
11) THE SADNESS OF HER SADNESS WHEN SHE´S SAD.
THE GLADNESS OF HER GLADNESS WHEN SHE´S GLAD. BUT THE SADNESS OF HER SADNESS,
AND THE GLADNESS OF HER GLADNESS, ARE NOTHING LIKE HER MADNESS WHEN SHE´S MAD!
12) A BITTER BITING BITTERN BIT A BETTER BITING
BITTERN AND THE BETTER BITING BITTERN BIT THE BITTER BITING BITTERN BACK. SAID
THE BITTER BITING BITTERN “I´M A BITTER BITING BITTERN BITTEN BACK.”
13) NOW THE TREES ARE ALL GROANING IN GLOWLING,
ROUGH GALES THAT WITH THUDS AND HOARSE ROARING ROLL RAGING AROUND! SUCH
LEAF-ROUSING, BRANCH-RUINING, RIPPING, RAW WAILS, SUCH A TERRIBLE, THRASHING
AND TREE-WRECKING SOUND!
14) YELLOW BUTTER, PURPLE JELLY, RED JAM, BLACK
BREAD. SPREAD IT THICK, SAY IT QUICK! YELLOW BUTTER, PURPLE JELLY, RED JAM,
BLACK BREAD.
15) HOW MUCH JUICE DOES A FRUIT JUICER PRODUCER
PRODUCE WHEN A FRUIT JUICE PRODUCER PRODUCES FRUIT JUICE? WE CAN DEDUCE A FRUIT
JUICE PRODUCES AS MUCH JUICE AS A FRUIT JUICE PRODUCE CAN SEDUCE FROM THE FRUIT
THAT PRODUCES JUICE.
16) JEAN CLAUDE JAQUETTIE, WITH HIS JACKET ON.
JEAN CLAUDE JAQUETTIE WITH HIS JACKET OFF. JEAN CLAUDE JAQUETTIE, WITH HIS
JACKET ON. JEAN CLAUDE JAQUETTIE WITH HIS JACKET OFF.
17) THAT´S TONGUE TWISTERS AND IT SEEMS SO EASY
TILL THE WORDS GETS SPRUNG. IF YOU INSIST YOU WANT TO TRY A LISP. THEN STEP UP
MISTER AND TWIST YOUR TONGUE TWIST FELT TWISTER WAS TRYING TO WHISTLE. BUT
TWISTER HAD TWISTED HIS TONGUE.
18) TOMMY, TOMMY, TOILING IN A TAILOR´S SHOP.
ALL DAY LONG HE FITS AND TUCKS, ALL DAY LONG HE TUCKS AND FITS, AND FITS AND
TUCKS, AND TUCKS AND FITS, AND FITS AND TUCKS, AND TUCKS AND FITS. TOMMY,
TOMMY, TOILING IN A TAILOR´S SHOP.
19) THROUGH THREE CHEESE TREES THREE FREE FLEAS
FLEW. WHILE THESE FLEAS FLEW, FREEZY BREEZE BLEW. FREEZY BREEZE MADE THESE
THREE TREES FREEZE. FREEZY TREES MADE THESE TREES, CHEESE FREEZE.THAT´S WHAT
MADE THESE THREE FREE FLEAS SNEEZE.
20) YALLY BALLY HAD A JOLLY GOLLIWOG. FEELING
FOLLY, YALLY BALLY BOUGHT HIS JOLLY GOLLI, A DOLLIE MADE OF HOLLY! THE GOLLI,
FEELING JOLLY, NAMED THE HOLLY DOLLIE, POLLY. SO YALLY BALLY´S JOLLY GOLLI´S
HOLLY DOLLIE POLLY´S ALSO JOLLY!