1) TO SIT IN SOLEMN SILENCE IN A DULL, DARK DOCK, IN A PESTILENTIAL PRISON, WITH A LIFE-LONG LOCK, AWAITING THE SENSATION OF A SHORT, SHARP SHOCK, FROM A CHEAP AND CHIPPY CHOPPER ON A BIG BLACK BLOCK.
2)
COME, COME, STAY CALM,
NO NEED FOR ALARM, IT ONLY HUMS, IT DOESN´T HARM.
3)
IF YOU STICK A STOCK OF
LIQUOR IN YOUR LOCKER IS IT SLICK TO STICK A LOCK UPON YOUR STOCK OR SOME JOKER
WHO IS SLICKER IS GOING TO TRICK YOU OF YOUR LIQUOR IF YOU FAIL TO LOCK YOUR
LIQUOR WITH A LOCK.
4)
METER MAID MARY MARRIED
MANLY MATTHEW MARCUS MAYO, A MOODY MALE MAILMAN MOVING MOSTLY METERED MAIL.
5)
HOW MUCH SNUS COULD A
MOOSE ON THE LOOSE USE IF A MOOSE ON THE LOOSE COULD USE LOOSE SNUS?
6)
RAY RAG RAN ACROSS A
ROUGH ROAD. ACROSS A ROUGH ROAD RAY RAG RAN. WHERE IS THE ROUGH ROAD RAY RAG
RAN ACROSS?
7)
DEER, DEER, DEAR, DEAR,
YOUR CAREER AS A DEER IS OVER HERE. NO, NO, NO, ALTHOUGH YOUR CAREER AS A
SKELLYTUN´S BEGUN.
8)
IF PRACTICE MAKES
PERFECT AND PERFECT NEEDS PRACTICE, I´M PERFECTLY PRACTICED AND PRATICALLY
PERFECT.
9)
A CUNNING YOUNG CANNER
FROM CANNING, ONCE OBSERVED TO HIS GRANNY, A CANNER CAN CAN A LOT OF THINGS
GRAN, BUT A CANNER CAN´T CAN A CAN, CAN HE?
10) IF
PICKFORD´S PACKERS PACKED A PACKET OF CRISPS WOULD THE PACKET OF CRISPS THAT
PICKFORD´S PACKERS PACKED SURVIVE FOR TWO AND A HALF YEARS?
11)
DID DICK PICKENS PRICK
HIS PINKIE PICKLING CHEAP CLING PEACHES IN AN INCH OF PINCH OR FRAMING HIS
FAMED FRENCH FINCH PHOTOS?
12)
A GAZIILION GIGANTIC
GRAPES GUSHED GRADUALLY GIVING GOPHERS GOOEY GUTS.
13)
I KNOW A BOY NAMED TATE
WHO DINED WITH HIS GIRL AT EIGHT EIGHT. I´M UNABLE TO STATE WHAT TATE ATE AT
EIGHT EIGHT OR WHAT TATE´S TETE A TETE ATE AT EIGHT EIGHT.
14)
I AM NOT A PHEASANT
PLUCKER, I´M A PHEASANT PLUCKER´S SON BUT I´LL BE PLUCKING PHEASANTS WHEN THE
PHEASANT PLUCKER´S GONE.
15)
DICK HAD A DOG. THE DOG
DUG. THE DOG DUG DEEP. HOW DEEP DID DICK´S DOG DIG? DICK HAD A DUCK. THE DUCK
DIVED. THE DUCK DIVED DEEP. HOW DEEP DID DICK´S DUCK DIVE? DICK´S DUCK DIVED AS
DEEP AS DICK´S DOG DUG!
16)
THEODORE THISTLE THREW
THREE THORNY THISTLES. HOW MANY THORNY THISTLES DID THEODORE THISTLE THROW?
17)
THE THIRD TIME THE
THREE-TOED TREE TOADS TRIED TRYING THEIR TOES TOGETHER, THE THIRD-THREE-TOED
TREE TOAD TIED THE TWO THREE-TOED TREE TOADS TOES TO THE THIRD TOADS TOES. THEN
THE TWO TIED THREE-TOED TREE TOADS TOLD THEN THIRD THREE-TOED TREE TOAD THAT
TYING THEIR TOES TOGETHER THRILLED THEM TO THEIR TOE TIPS.
18)
SEVEN SLEAZY SHYSTERS IN
SHARKSKIN SUITS SOLD SHEARED SEALSKINS TO SEASICK SAILORS.
19) WHAT
TO DO TO DIE TODAY AT A MINUTE OR TWO TO TWO. A TERRIBLY DIFFICULT THING TO SAY
AND A HARDER THING TO DO. A DRAGON WILL COME AND BEAT HIS DRUM RA TA TA, RA TA
TA, TOO AT A MINUTE OR TWO TO TWO TODAY. AT A MINUTE OR TWO TO TWO.
20) I
STOOD SADLY ON THE SILVER STEPS OF BURGERSS´ FISH SAUCE SHOP, MIMICKING HIM
HICCUPIN, AND WILDLY WELCOMING HIM WITHIN.
21)
IN HERTFORD, HEREFORD
AND HAMPSHIRE, HURRICANES HARDLY NEVER HAPPEN.
22) BETTY
BOTTER BOUGHT SOME BUTTER BUT, SHE SAID, THE BUTTER´S BITTER. IF YOU PUT IT IN
MY BATTERY, IT WILL MAKE UP MY BATTER BITTER. BUT A BIT OF BETTER BUTTER WILL
MAKE MY BITTER BATTER BETTER. SO SHE BOUGHT SOME BETTER BUTTER, BETTER THAN THE
BITTER BUTTER, PUT IT IN HER BITTER BATTER, MADE HER BITTER BATTER BETTER. SO
IT WAS BETTER BETTY BOTTER BOUGHT SOME BETTER BUTTER.
23) KANTA
IS A MASAI GIRL. SHE CAN´T TIE A TIE AND UNTIE A TIE. IF KANTA CAN TIE A TIE
AND UNTIE A TIE, WHY CAN´T A TIE A TIE AND UNTIE A TIE?
24) DON´T
SPRING ON THE INNER SPRING THIS SPRING OR THERE WILL BE AN OFFSPRING NEXT
SPRING.
25) 11
WAS A RACEHORSE, 22 WAS 12, 1111 RACE, 22112.
