TRAVA LÍNGUA

1)       TO SIT IN SOLEMN SILENCE IN A DULL, DARK DOCK, IN A PESTILENTIAL PRISON, WITH A LIFE-LONG LOCK, AWAITING THE SENSATION OF A SHORT, SHARP SHOCK, FROM A CHEAP AND CHIPPY CHOPPER ON A BIG BLACK BLOCK.

2)     COME, COME, STAY CALM, NO NEED FOR ALARM, IT ONLY HUMS, IT DOESN´T HARM.

3)      IF YOU STICK A STOCK OF LIQUOR IN YOUR LOCKER IS IT SLICK TO STICK A LOCK UPON YOUR STOCK OR SOME JOKER WHO IS SLICKER IS GOING TO TRICK YOU OF YOUR LIQUOR IF YOU FAIL TO LOCK YOUR LIQUOR WITH A LOCK.

4)     METER MAID MARY MARRIED MANLY MATTHEW MARCUS MAYO, A MOODY MALE MAILMAN MOVING MOSTLY METERED MAIL.

5)     HOW MUCH SNUS COULD A MOOSE ON THE LOOSE USE IF A MOOSE ON THE LOOSE COULD USE LOOSE SNUS?

6)     RAY RAG RAN ACROSS A ROUGH ROAD. ACROSS A ROUGH ROAD RAY RAG RAN. WHERE IS THE ROUGH ROAD RAY RAG RAN ACROSS?

7)      DEER, DEER, DEAR, DEAR, YOUR CAREER AS A DEER IS OVER HERE. NO, NO, NO, ALTHOUGH YOUR CAREER AS A SKELLYTUN´S BEGUN.

8)      IF PRACTICE MAKES PERFECT AND PERFECT NEEDS PRACTICE, I´M PERFECTLY PRACTICED AND PRATICALLY PERFECT.

9)     A CUNNING YOUNG CANNER FROM CANNING, ONCE OBSERVED TO HIS GRANNY, A CANNER CAN CAN A LOT OF THINGS GRAN, BUT A CANNER CAN´T CAN A CAN, CAN HE?

10)  IF PICKFORD´S PACKERS PACKED A PACKET OF CRISPS WOULD THE PACKET OF CRISPS THAT PICKFORD´S PACKERS PACKED SURVIVE FOR TWO AND A HALF YEARS?

11)    DID DICK PICKENS PRICK HIS PINKIE PICKLING CHEAP CLING PEACHES IN AN INCH OF PINCH OR FRAMING HIS FAMED FRENCH FINCH PHOTOS?

12)   A GAZIILION GIGANTIC GRAPES GUSHED GRADUALLY GIVING GOPHERS GOOEY GUTS.

13)   I KNOW A BOY NAMED TATE WHO DINED WITH HIS GIRL AT EIGHT EIGHT. I´M UNABLE TO STATE WHAT TATE ATE AT EIGHT EIGHT OR WHAT TATE´S TETE A TETE ATE AT EIGHT EIGHT.

14)   I AM NOT A PHEASANT PLUCKER, I´M A PHEASANT PLUCKER´S SON BUT I´LL BE PLUCKING PHEASANTS WHEN THE PHEASANT PLUCKER´S GONE.

15)   DICK HAD A DOG. THE DOG DUG. THE DOG DUG DEEP. HOW DEEP DID DICK´S DOG DIG? DICK HAD A DUCK. THE DUCK DIVED. THE DUCK DIVED DEEP. HOW DEEP DID DICK´S DUCK DIVE? DICK´S DUCK DIVED AS DEEP AS DICK´S DOG DUG!

16)   THEODORE THISTLE THREW THREE THORNY THISTLES. HOW MANY THORNY THISTLES DID THEODORE THISTLE THROW?

17)   THE THIRD TIME THE THREE-TOED TREE TOADS TRIED TRYING THEIR TOES TOGETHER, THE THIRD-THREE-TOED TREE TOAD TIED THE TWO THREE-TOED TREE TOADS TOES TO THE THIRD TOADS TOES. THEN THE TWO TIED THREE-TOED TREE TOADS TOLD THEN THIRD THREE-TOED TREE TOAD THAT TYING THEIR TOES TOGETHER THRILLED THEM TO THEIR TOE TIPS.

18)   SEVEN SLEAZY SHYSTERS IN SHARKSKIN SUITS SOLD SHEARED SEALSKINS TO SEASICK SAILORS.

19)  WHAT TO DO TO DIE TODAY AT A MINUTE OR TWO TO TWO. A TERRIBLY DIFFICULT THING TO SAY AND A HARDER THING TO DO. A DRAGON WILL COME AND BEAT HIS DRUM RA TA TA, RA TA TA, TOO AT A MINUTE OR TWO TO TWO TODAY. AT A MINUTE OR TWO TO TWO.

20) I STOOD SADLY ON THE SILVER STEPS OF BURGERSS´ FISH SAUCE SHOP, MIMICKING HIM HICCUPIN, AND WILDLY WELCOMING HIM WITHIN.

21)   IN HERTFORD, HEREFORD AND HAMPSHIRE, HURRICANES HARDLY NEVER HAPPEN.

22) BETTY BOTTER BOUGHT SOME BUTTER BUT, SHE SAID, THE BUTTER´S BITTER. IF YOU PUT IT IN MY BATTERY, IT WILL MAKE UP MY BATTER BITTER. BUT A BIT OF BETTER BUTTER WILL MAKE MY BITTER BATTER BETTER. SO SHE BOUGHT SOME BETTER BUTTER, BETTER THAN THE BITTER BUTTER, PUT IT IN HER BITTER BATTER, MADE HER BITTER BATTER BETTER. SO IT WAS BETTER BETTY BOTTER BOUGHT SOME BETTER BUTTER.

23)  KANTA IS A MASAI GIRL. SHE CAN´T TIE A TIE AND UNTIE A TIE. IF KANTA CAN TIE A TIE AND UNTIE A TIE, WHY CAN´T A TIE A TIE AND UNTIE A TIE?

24) DON´T SPRING ON THE INNER SPRING THIS SPRING OR THERE WILL BE AN OFFSPRING NEXT SPRING.

25) 11 WAS A RACEHORSE, 22 WAS 12, 1111 RACE, 22112.