1)
FIVE FUZZY FRENCH FROGS
FROLICKED THROUGH THE FIELDS IN FRANCE.
2)
PICKY PEOPLE PICK PETER
PAN PEANUT BUTTER. PETER PAN PEANUT IS THE PEANUT PICKY PEOPLE PICK.
3)
LARRY HURLEY, A BURLY
SQUIRREL HURLER, HURLED A FURRY SQUIRREL THROUGH A CURLY GRILL.
4)
NOW THE TREES ARE ALL
GROWLING, ROUGH GALES. THAT WITH THUDS AND HOARSE ROARING ROLL RAGING AROUND!
SUCH LEAF-ROUSING, BRANCH-RUINING, RIPPING, RAW WAILS. SUCH A TERRIBLE,
THRASHING AND TREE-WRECKING SOUND!
5)
THERE THOSE THOUSAND
THINKERS WERE THINKING HOW DID THE OTHER THREE THIEVES GO THROUGH.
6)
AS I WAS IN ARKANSAS I
SAW THAT COULD OUT SAW ANY SAW I EVER SAW SAW. IF YOU HAPPEN TO BE IN ARKANSAS
AND SEE A SAW THAT CAN OUT SAW THE SAW I SAW SAW I´D LIKE TO SEE THE SAW YOU
SAW SAW.
7)
THIRTY-THREE THOUSAND
PEOPLE THINK THAT THURSDAY IS THEIR THIERTIETH BIRTHDAY.
8)
A TWISTER OF TWISTS ONCE
TWISTED A TWIST, AND THE TWIST THAT HE TWISTED WAS A THREE-TWISTED TWIST. NOW
IN TWISTING THIS TWIST, IF A TWIST SHOULD UNTWIST. WOULD THE TWIST THAT
UNTWISTED THE TWISTS?
9)
IF YOUR BOB DOESN´T GIVE
OUR BOB THAT BOB THAT YOUR BOB OWES OUR BOB, OUR BOB WILL GIVE YOUR BOB A BOB
IN THE EYE.
10) THE
BOTTLE OF PERFUME THAT WILLY SENT WAS HIGHLY DISPLEASING TO MILLICENT. HER
THANKS WERE SO COLD THAT THEY QUARRELED, I´M TOLD O´ER THAT SILLY SCENT WILLY
SENT MILLICENT.
11)
LENNY LOU LEOPARD LED
LEPRECHAUNS LEAPING LIKE LEMMINGS.
12)
IN PINE TAR IS. IN OAK
NONE IS. IN MUD EELS ARE. IN CLAY NONE IS.
13)
THE OWNER OF THE INSIDE
INN WAS INSIDE HIS INSIDE INN WITH HIS INSIDE OUTSIDE HIS INSIDE INN.
14)
SOMETHING IN A
THIRTY-ACRE THERMAL THICKET OF THORNS AND THISTLES THUMPED AND THUNDERED
THREATENING THE THREE-D THIYGHTS OF MATTHEW THE THUG-ALTHOUGH, THEATRICALLY, IT
WAS ONLY THE THIRTEEN-THOUSAND THISTLES AND THORNS THROUGH THE UNDERNEATH OF
HIS THIGH THAT THE THIRTY YEAR OLD THUG THOUGHT OF THAT MORNING.
15)
TIE A KNOT, TIE A KNOT.
TIE A TIGHT, TIGHT KNOT. TIE A KNOT IN THE SHAPE OF A NOUGHT.
16)
SEVEN SLEAZY SHYTERS IN
SHARKSKIN SUITS SOLD SHEARED SEALSKINS TO SEASICK SAILORS.
17)
CORYTHOSAURUS BIT THE
GORY ESOPHAGUS OF THE DILLAPITATED DILOPHOSAURUS WHO LIVED IN THE SOREST OF
FORESTS WITH THE WHACKY PACHYRINOSAURUS AND THE CERATOSAURUS, BUT THE MOST
POOREST AND MOURISH PANOPLOSAURUS CALLED WANG SANG AND RANG CHORUS WITH THE
LURDUSAURUS AND THE BRACHIOSAURUS WHO WAS DYING OF STAPHYLOCOCUS-AUREAS.
18)
CUSTOMER: DO YOU HAVE
SOOTHERS?
SHOPKEEPER
(THINKING HE HAD SAID “SCISSORS”): NO, WE DON´T HAVE SCISSORS.
CUSTOMER:
SOOTHERS!
SHOPKEEPER:
NO, WE DON´T HAVE SCISSORS OR SOOTHERS.
...
SCISSORS OR SOOTHERS, SCISSORS OR SOOTHERS, SCISSORS OR SOOTHERS...
19) A
NURSE ANESTHETIST UNEARTHED A NEST.
20) SHE
STOOD ON THE BALCONY, INEXPLICABLY MIMICKING HIM HICCOPING, AND AMICABLY
WELCOMING HIM IN.
21)
A SKUNK SAT ON A STUMP
AND THUNK THE STUMP STUNK, BUT THE STUMP THUNK THE SKUNK STUNK.
22) RATHER
RUTH´S WRISTHINGS THAN ROTH´S WRATH.
23) I
THOUGHT THE HAUGHTY PROFESSOR TORTOISE TAUGHT ONTOLOGY, BUT THE NAUGHTY
TORTOISE TAUGHT US TAUTOLOGY.
24) FRED
THRELFALL´S THIRTY-FIVE FINE THREADS ARE FINER THREADS THAN FRED THRELFALL´S
THIRTY-FIVE THICK THREADS.
25) THE
SEETHING SEA SEASETH, THUS THE SEETHING SEA SUFFICETH US.
