NEW TONGUE TWISTERS!

 1) THE BIG BUG BIT THE LITTLE BEETLE, BUT THE LITTLE BEETLE BIT THE BIG BUG BACK. (3X)

2) I CAN THINK OF SIX THIN THINGS, BUT I CAN THINK OF SIX THICK THINGS TOO.(3X) 

3) GIVE PAPA A CUP OF PROPER COFFEE IN A COPPER COFFEE CUP. (3X)

4) MANY AN ANEMONE SEES AN ENEMY ANEMONE. (3X)

5) FRESHLY FRIED FLYING FISH. (3X)

6) SHE STOOD ON THE BALCONY, INEXPLICABLY MIMICKING HIM HICCOUGHING, AND AMICABLY WELCOMING HIM HOME. (3X)

7) IMAGINE AN IMAGINARY MENAGERIE MANAGER IMAGINING MANAGING AN IMAGINARY MENAGERIE. (3X)

8) THE EPITOME OF FEMINITY. (3X)

9) A SHUNK SAT ON A STUMP AND THUNK THE STUMP STUNK, BUT THE STUMP THUNK THE SHUNK STUNK. (3X)

10) MR.SEE OWNED A SAW. AND MR.SOAR OWNED A SEESAW. NOW, SEE´S SAW SAWED SOAR´S SEESAW. BEFORE SOAR SAW SEE, WHICH MADE SOAR SORE. HAD SOAR SEEN SEE´S SAW BEFORE SEE SAWED SOAR´S SEESAW, SEE´S SAW WOULD NOT HAVE SAWED SOAR´S SEESAW. SO SEE´S SAW SAWED SOAR´S SEESAW. BUT IT WAS SAD TO SEE SOAR SO SORE JUST BECAUSE SEE´S SAW SAWED SOAR´S SEESAW.

11) NED NOTT WAS SHOT AND SAM SHOTT WAS NOT. SO IT IS BETTER TO BE SHOTT THAN NOTT. SOME SAY NOTT WAS NOT SHOT. BUT SHOTT SAYS HE SHOT NOTT. EITHER THE SHOT SHOTT SHOT AT NOTT WAS NOT SHOT. OR NOTT WAS SHOT. IF THE SHOT SHOTT SHOT SHOT NOTT, NOTT WAS SHOT. BUT IF THE SHOT SHOTT SHOT SHOT SHOTT. THEN SHOTT WAS SHOT, NOT NOTT. HOWEVER, THE SHOT SHOTT SHOT SHOT NOT SHOTT, BUT NOTT.

12) A TUTOR WHO TOOTED THE FLUTE TRIED TO TUTOR TWO TOOTERS TO TOOT. SAID THE TWO TO THEIR TUTOR: "IS IT HARDER TO TOOT, OR TO TUTOR TWO TOOTERS TO TOOT?" (3X)

13) RED RUBBER BABY BUGGY BUMPERS BOUNCE. (3X)

14) WHAT NOISE ANNOYS AN OYSTER? THE NOISE THAT ANNOYS AN OYSTER IS A NOISE THAT KNOWS NO OYSTER. (3X)

15) PURE FOOD FOR POAR MULES. (3X)

16) PERSPICACIOUS POLLY PERKINS PURCHASED PETER´S PRODUCT AND PEDDLED PICKLES TO PRODUCE A PRETTY PROFIT! (3X)

17) I NEVER SMELLED A SMELT THAT SMELLED LIKE THAT SMELT SMELLED. (3X)

18) UNITED STATES TWIN-SCREW STEEL CRUISERS. (3X)

19) A CERTAIN YOUNG FELLOW NAMED BEEBEE WISHED TO MARRY A LADY NAMED PHOEBE. "BUT", HE SAID, "I MUST SEE WHAT THE MINISTER´S FEE BE BEFORE PHOEBE BE PHOEBE BEEBEE." (3X)

20) SARAH, SARAH, SITS ON HER CHEVY; WHEN SHE SHIFTS SHE SIPS HER SCHILTZ, AND WHEN SHE SIPS HER SCHILTZ SHE SHIFTS. (3X)

21) HOW MUCH ZEN WOULD A ZEN MASTER MASTER, IF ZEN MASTER COULD MASTER ALL THE ZEN? A ZEN MASTER WOULD MASTER ALL THE ZEN HE COULD MASTER. (3X)

22) A MOTHER TO HER SON DID UTTER, "GO, MY SON, AND SHUT THE SHUTTER". "THE SHUTTER´S SHUT" THE SON DID UTTER. "I CANNOT SHUT IT ANY SHUTTER!"(3X) 

23) ARE YOU COPPER-BOTTOMING ´EM MY MAN? "NO, I´M ALUMINUMING ´EM MAN!" (3X)

24) THE WINCKLE SHIP SANK AND THE SHRIMP SHIP SWAM. (3X)

25) AN OLD SEABEAR SITS ON THE PIER AND DRINKS A PINT OF BEER. (3X)

WHY DID THEY BECOME FAMOUS?

1) MARILYN MONROE

2) ELVIS PRESLEY

3) ALBERT EINSTEIN

4) ISAAC NEWTON

5) BOB MARLEY

6) KURT COBAIN

7)  FRED MERCURY

8) JOHN LENNON

9) GEORGE HARRISON

10) AMY WINEHOUSE

11) CLEÓPATRA

12) LADY DI

13) JOÃO PAULO II

14) LESLIE NIELSEN

15) CHRISTOPHER LEE

16) SEAN CONNERY

17) GARRINCHA

18) MONTEIRO LOBATO

19) GABRIEL GARCIA MARQUEZ

20) ROBERTO GOMES BOLÃNOS

21) CAZUZA

22) THOMAS EDSON

23) ADOLPH HITLER

24) LUCIANO PAVAROTTI

25) RENATO RUSSO

26) TUTÂNCAMON

27) MARIE CURIE

28) BRUCE LEE

29) BRANDON LEE

30) GRAHAM BELL

31) ALBERT SABIN

32) BORIS KARLOFF

33) ANA NÉRI

34) JOANA D´ARC

35) ERIC CARR

36) NEIL ARMSTRONG

37) BUZZ ALDRWIN

38) JANIS JOPLIN

39) JIMMY HENDRIX

40) JIM MORRINSON

41) GEORGE SIMPSON

42) JESUS CHRIST

43) EVITA PERÓN

44) PITÁGORAS

45) SÓCRATES

TONGUE TWISTED HARD!!!

 1) FUZZY WUZZY WAS A BEAR. FUZZY WUZZY HAD NO HAIR. FUZZY WUZZY WASN´T FUZZY, WAS HE? (3X)

2) I HAVE GOT A DATE AT A QUARTER TO EIGHT, I´LL SEE YOU AT THE GATE, SO DON´T BE LATE. (3X)

3) YOU KNOW NEW YORK, YOU NEED NEW YORK, YOU KNOW YOU NEED UNIQUE NEW YORK. (3X)

4) I SAW A KITTEN EATING CHICKEN IN THE KITCHEN. (3X)

5) NEAR AN EAR, A NEARER EAR, A NEARLY EERIE EAR. (3X)

6) NINE NICE NIGHT NURSES NURSING NICELY. (3X)

7) FOUR FINE FRESH FISH FOR YOU. (3X)

8) WHICH WITCH IS WHICH? (3X)

9) SNAP CRACLKE POP. (3X)

10) PRE-SHRUNK SILK SHIRTS. (3X)

11) SLIM SLAM SLAP. (3X)

12) BETTY LOVES THE VELVET VEST BEST. (3X)

13) GOOEY GOPHER GUTS. (3X)

14) ANNIE ATE EIGHT ARCTIC APPLES. (3X)

15) AN ORANGE OVAL SPOOKS THE ODD OPERATIVE. (3X)

16) TOMMY THREW TIMMY THREE THUMBTACKS. (3X)

17) SIX STICKY SKELETONS. (3X)

18) THIN STICKS, THICK BRICKS. (3X)

19) WHICH WRISTWATCHES ARE SWISS WRISTWATCHES? (3X)

20) FRED FED TED BREAD, AND TED FED FRED BREAD. (3X)

21) A SKUNK SAT ON A STUMP AND THUNK THE STUMP STUNK, BUT THE STUMP THUNK THE SKUNK STUNK. (3X)

22) LESSER LEATHER NEVER WEATHERED WETTER WEATHER BETTER. (3X)

23) FRIVOLOUSLY FANCIFUL FANNIE FRIED FRESH FISH FURIOSLY. (3X)

24) GIVE PAPA A CUP OF PROPER COFFEE IN A COPPER COFFEE CUP. (3X)

25) THE CHIC SIKH´S SIXTY-SIXTH SHEEP IS SICK. (3X)

26) DREW DODD´S DAD´S DOG´S DEAD. (3X)

27) BLUE BLURRY VINES BLIND. (3X)

28) BARBER BABY BUBBLES AND A BUMBLEBEE. (3X)

29) VIVACIOUS VAL VACUUMED VIOLET´S VERY VIVID VEHICLE. (3X)

30) AN AWNFUL AARDVARK AND AN ACHING APE ATE AN ANTELOPE. (3X)

31) THE POOR BOAR POURS BATTER OVER HIS PUTTER. (3X)

32) IT´S NOT THE COUGH THAT CARRIES YOU OFF, IT´S THE COFFIN THEY CARRY YOU OFF IN! (3X)

33) A LOYAL WARRIOR WILL RARELY WORRY WHY WE RULE. (3X)

34) THERE THOSE THOUSAND THINKERS WERE THINKING HOW DID THE OTHER THREE THIEVES GO THROUGH. (3X)

35) SEVEN SLEAZY SHYSTERS IN SHARSKIN SUITS SOLD SHEARED TO SEASICK SAILORS. (3X)

36) DR. JOHNSON AND MR. JOHNSON, AFTER GREAT CONSIDERATION, CAME TO THE CONCLUSION THAT THE INDIAN NATION BEYOND THE INDIAN OCEAN IS BACK IN EDUCATION BECAUSE THE CHIEF OCCUPATION IS CULTIVATION.

37) OUT IN THE PASTURE THE NATURE WATCHER WATCHES THE CATCHES. WHILE THE CATCHER WATCHES THE PITCHER WHO PITCHES THE BALLS. WHETHER THE TEMPERATURE´S UP OR WHETHER THE TEMPERATURE´S DOWN, THE NATURE WATCHER., THE CATCHER AND THE PITCHER ARE ALWAYS AROUND. THE PITCHER PITCHES, THE CATCHER CATCHES AND THE WATCHER WATCHES. SO WHETHER THE TEMPERATURE´S RISES OR WHETHER THE TEMPERATURE FALLS THE NATURE WATCHER JUST WATCHES THE CATCHER WHO´S WATCHING THE PITCHER WHO´S WATCHING THE BALLS.

38) PLAIN BUN, PLUM BUN, BUN WITHOUT PLUM. (3X)

39) IF YOU STICK A STOCK OF LIQUOR IN YOUR LOCKER IT IS SLICK TO STICK A LOCK UPON YOUR STOCK OR SOME JOKER WHO IS SLICKER IS GOING TO TRICK YOU OF YOUR LIQUOR IF YOU FAIL TO LOCK YOUR LIQUOR WITH A LOCK.

40) COLLIDING, COLT RIDING COWBOYS, COMBINING COLLIDING WHILE GLIDING AT NIGHT COINCIDING IN THEIR FIGHT. IT WASN´T QUITE TRITE EVEN WITH SLIGHT SIGHT. WHO WAS RIGHT? THE FLIGHT LIKE LIGHT, FLASHED BRIGHT, FAST AS BEARS BITE FLIES FLYING NEAR THE BEARS EYES THE FLEEING FLIES DIE.