IT WAS AUTUMN

IT WAS AUTUMN, AND I WAS ON HOLIDAY. MY BROTHER HAD STAYED AT HOME WATCHING FOOTBALL, DRINKING ALE AND EATING CHIPS, BISCUITS, SWEETS, ANYTHING HE COULD FIND IN YHE FLAT. I DECIDED TO GO TO THE CINEMA, TO SEE A FILM WITH A CRAZY NAME, I THINK IT WAS “RED TRAINERS ON THE PAVEMENT”, RED OR SOME OTHER COLOUR, I´M NOT SURE WHICH. ANYWAY, I LIVE ON THE FIRST FLOOR AND THERE IS NO LIFT, SO I WAS GOING DOWN THE STAIRS WHEN I GOT A MESSAGE ON MY MOBILE PHONE. I GOT IT. IT WAS MY BROTHER, “WAIT, I´M COMING WITH YOU. THIS IS A STUPID GAME, ANYWAY”. SO I WAITED, IT WAS MUCH BETTER THAN WAY. HE CAME, WE LEFT THE BUILDING AND WALKED AS FAR AS THE CAR PARK BUT WHEN WE GOT INTO THE CAR WE HAD A NASTY SURPRISE. NO PETRO. THE FUEL TANK ABSOLUTELY EMPTY. NO PROBLEM. WE WALKED TO THE TOWN CENTRE AND WHEN WE LEFT THE CAR PARK AND CROSSED THE ROAD WE FORGOT TO LOOK BOTH WAYS AND A BIG LORRY ALMOST HIT US. LUCKILY IT DIDN´T, SO WE TOOK THE UNDERGROUND AND GO TO THE CINEMA ON TIME. BUT IT WAS A DIFFERENT PICTURE, “WHAT´S THIS AEROPLANE DOING ON A MOTORWAY?”. ANOTHER CRAZY NAME, A CRAZY FILM. BUT IT WAS WICKED.