1)
OF ALL THE FELT I EVER FELT, I NEVER FELT A
PIECE OF FELT WHICH FELT AS FINE AS THAT FELT FELT, WHEN FIRST I FELT THAT FELT
HAT´S FELT.
2)
A WOODEN WORM WOULDN´T BE WORTHY OF WORSHIP BUT
WOULD HE IF HE WONDERED AND WORRIED ABOUT WHAT HE WOULD BE WORTHY OF IF HE
WASN´T WOODEN?
3)
IF PICKFORD´S PACKERS PACKED A PACKET OF CRISPS
WOULD THE PACKET OF CRISPS THAT PICKFORD´S PACKERS PACKED SURVIVE FOR TWO AND A
HALF YEARS?
4)
MOSES SUPPOSES HIS TOESES ARE ROSES. BUT MOSES
SUPPOSES ERRONEOUSLY. MOSES, HE KNOWS HIS TOESES AREN´T ROSES AS MOSES SUPPOSES
HIS TOESES TO BE.
5)
A TUDOR WHO TOOTED THE FLUTE TRIED TO TUTOR TWO
TOOTERS TO TOOT. SAID THE TWO TO THE TUTOR, “IS IT HARDER TO TOOT OR TUTOR TWO
TOOTERS TO TOOT?”
6)
TERRY TEETER, A TEETER-TOTTER TEACHER, TAUGHT
HER DAUGHTER TARA TO TEETER-TOTTER, BUT TARA TEERTER DIDN´T TEETER-TOTTER AS
TERRY TEETER TAUGHT HER TO.
7)
TO BEGIN TO TOBOGGAN, FIRST BUY A TOBOGGAN. BUT
DON´T BUY TOO BIG A TOBOGGAN. TOO BIG A TOBOGGAN IS TOO BIG A TOBOGGAN TO BUY
TO BEGIN TO TOBOGGAN.
8)
THAT´S TONGUE TWISTERS AND IT SEEMS SO EASY TILL
THE WORD GETS SPRUNG IF YOU INSIST YOU WANT TO TRY A LISP. THEN STEP UP MISTER
AND TWIST YOUR TONGUE.
9)
HEDA IS HOPING TO HOP TO TAHITI TO HACK A
HIBISCUS TO HANG ON HER HAT. NOW HEDA HAS HUNDREDS OF HATS ON HER HATRACK. SO
HOW CAN A HOP TO TAHITI HELP THAT?
10)
HOW MANY COOKIES COULD A GOOD COOK COOK IF A
GOOD COOK COULD COOK COOKIES? A GOOD COOK COULD COOK AS MUCH COOKIES AS A GOOD
COOK WHO COULD COOK COOKIES.
11)
HOW MUCH DOUGH WOULD BOB DOLE DOLE IF BOB DOLE
COULD DOLE DOUGH? BOB DOLE WOULD DOLE AS MUCH DOUGH AS BOB DOLE COULD DOLE, IF
BOB DOLE COULD DOLE DOUGH.
12)
AMIDST THE MISTS AND COLDEST FROSTS, WITH
STOUTEST WRISTS AND LOUDEST BOASTS. HE THRUSTS HIS FISTS AGAINST THE POSTS, AND
STILL INSIST SHE SEES THE GHOSTS.
13)
HOW MUCH GROUND WOULD A GROUNDHOG HOG, IF A
GROUNDHOG COULD HOG GROUND? A GROUNDHOG WOULD HOG ALL THE GROUND HE COULD HOG,
IF A GROUNDHOG COULD HOG GROUND.
14)
I SAW A SAW THAT COULD OUT SAW ANY SAW I EVER
SAW SAW. IF YOU HAPPEN TO SEE THAT CAN OUT SAW THE SAW I SAW SAW I´D LIKE TO
SEE THE SAW YOU SAW SAW.
15)
YOU NAME IT, WE CLAIM IT. IF WE CAN´T GET IT,
WE´LL SEND YOU TO GET IT. IF WE CAN´T SEND YOU TO GET IT, FORGET IT. WHO´S GOT
IT, IF WE DON´T GOT IT?
16)
THE ONLY VEREDICT IS VENGEANCE; A VENDETTA, HELD
AS A VOTIVE, NOT IN VAIN, FOR THE VALUE AND VERACITY OF SUCH SHALL ONE DAY
VINDICATE THE VIGILANT AND THE VIRTUOUS.
17)
I KNOW A BOY NAMED TATE WHO DINED WITH HIS GIRL
AT EIGHT EIGHT. I´M UNABLE TO STATE WHAT TATE ATE AT EIGHT EIGHT OR WHAT TATE´S
TÊTE À TÊTE ATE AT EIGHT EIGHT.
18)
TITO AND TATO WERE TATTOOED IN TOTAL. BUT TOT
WAS ONLY TATTOOED ON HIS TOE. SO TATO TOLD TITO WHERE TOTO WAS TATTOOED. BUT
TITO SAID TOTO´S TATTOO WOULDN´T SHOW.
19)
LUKE´S DUCK LIKES LAKES. DUCK TAKES LICKS IN
LAKES LUKE LUCK LIKES. LUKE LUCK TAKES LICKS IN LAKES DUCK LIKES.
20)
THREE TREE TURTLES TOOK TURNS TALKING TONGUE
TWISTERS. IF THREE TREE TURTLES TOOK TURNS TALKING TONGUE TWISTERS, WHERE´S THE
TWISTERS THE THREE TREE TURTLES TALKED?
21)
AS HE GOBBLED THE CAKES ON HIS PLATE, THE GREEDY
APE SAID AS HE ATE, THE GREENER GREEN GRAPES ARE, THE KEENER KEEN APES ARE TO
GOBBLE GREEN GRAPE CAKES. THEY´RE GREAT!
22)
THERE WAS A FISHERMAN NAMED FISHER WHO FISHED
FOR SOME FISH IN A FISSURE. TILL A FISH WITH A GRIN, PULLED THE FISHERMAN IN.
NOW THEY´RE FISHING THE FISSURE FOR FISHER.
23)
WHETHER THE WEATHER BE FINE OR WHETHER THE
WEATHER BE NOT. WHETHER THE WEATHER BE COLD OR WHETHER THE WEATHER BE HOT.
WE´LL WEATHER THE WEATHER WHETHER WE LIKE IT OR NOT.
24)
MRS. PUGGY WUGGY HAS A SQUARE CUT PUNT. NOT A
PUNT CUT SQUARE, JUST A SQUARE CUT PUNT. IT´S ROUND IN THE STERN AND BLUNT IN
THE FRONT. MRS. PUGGY WUGGY HAS A SQUARE CUT PUNT.
25)
GRANDMA GABBY GRAMMER GRABBED A GRAM OF GUMMY
GOULASH. IF GRANDMA GABBY GRAMMER GRABBED A GRAM OF GUMMY GOULASH, HOW MANY
GRAMS OF GUMMY GOULASH DID GRANDMA GABBY GRAMMER GRAB?
