Tongue Twister

 THE BOTTLE OF PERFUME THAT WILLY SENT WAS HIGHLY DISPLEASING TO MILLICENT. HER THANKS WERE SO COLD THAT THEY QUARRELED, I´M TOLD O´ER THAT SILLY SCENT WILLY SENT MILLICENT.

MO MI MO ME SEND ME A TOE, ME ME MO MI GET ME A MOLE, MO MI MO ME SEND ME A TOE, FE ME MO MI GET ME A MOLE, MISTER KISTER FEET SO SWEET, MISTER KISTER WHERE WILL I EAT!

WHEN I WENT TO WARSAW, I SAW A SAW THAT COULD OUTSAW ANY SAW THAT I EVER SAW. NOW, IF YOU GO TO WARSAW AND SEE A SAW THAT COULD OUTSAW THE SAW I SAW, I´D LIKE TO SEE YOUR SAW SAW.

A ROUGH-COATED, DOUGH-FACED, THOUGHTFUL PLOUGHMAN STRODE THROUGH THE STREETS OF SCARBOROUGH; AFTER FALLING INTO A SLOUGH, HE COUGHED AND HICCOUGHED. A SINGLY CIRCULARLY LINKED LIST.

HOW MANY BERRIES COULD A BARE BERRY CARRY, IF A BARE BERRY COULD CARRY BERRIES? WELL THEY CAN´T CARRY BERRIES (WHICH COULD MAKE YOU VERY WARY) BUT A BARE BERRY CARRIED IS MORE SCARY!

SHE SELLS SEA SHELLS ON THE SEA SHORE; THE SHELLS THAT SHE SELLS ARE SEA SHELLS I´M SURE. SO IF SHE SELLS SEA SHELLS ON THE SEA SHORE, I´M SURE THAT THE SHELLS ARE SEA SHORE SHELLS.

SNOBBY MISS. NORA IS SNIFFING HER SNUFFER. THE SNUFFER´S NO SNIFFING IT MAKES NORA SNEEZE. WHEN SNYDA LETS NORT KNOW HIS NORA IS SNEEZING, SHE SNAPPILY SNORTS NORA´S SNEEZING A BREEZE.

A FLY AND A FLEA FLEW INTO A FLUE, SAID THE FLY TO THE FLEA. WHAT SHALL WE DO? “LET US FLY” SAID THE FLEA SAID THE FLY. “SHALL WE FLEE” SO THEY FLEW THROUGH A FLAW IN THE FLUE.

NOW KISSLE WILL WHISTLE AT BUSTY MISS. RUSSELL, WHO´LL RUSTLE AND BUSTLE TILL KISSLE WILL ROAR. SO RUSSELL ASKED AXLE FOR KISSLE´S DISMISSAL, AND THIS´LL TEACH KISSLE TO WHISTLE NO MORE.

HOW MUCH MYRTLE WOULD A WOOD TURTLE HURDLE IF A WOOD TURTLE COULD HURDLE MYRTLE? A WOOD TURTLE WOULD HURDLE AS MUCH MYRTLE AS A WOOD TURTLE COULD HURDLE IF A WOOD TURTLE COULD HURDLE MYRTLE.

SHEILA IS SELLING HER SHOP AT THE SEASHORE FOR SHOPS AT THE SEASHORE ARE SO SURE TO LOSE AND SHE´S NOT SO SURE OF WHAT SHE SHOULD BE SELLING, SHOULD SHEILA SELL SEASHELLS OR SHOULD SHE SELLS SHOES.

WHEN A DOCTOR DOCTORS A DOCTOR, DOES THE DOCTOR DOING THE DOCTORING DOCTOR AS THE DOCTOR BEING DOCTORED WANTS TO BE DOCTORED OR DOES THE DOCTOR DOING THE DOCTORING DOCTOR AS HE WANTS TO DOCTOR?

DR. JOHNSON AND MR. JOHNSON, AFTER GREAT CONSIDERATION, CAME TO THE CONCLUSION THAT THE INDIAN NATION BEYOND THE INDIAN OCEAN IS BACK IN EDUCATION BECAUSE THE CHIEF OCCUPATION IS CULTIVATION.

NOW CHARLEY IS CHARY WHEN CHOOSING HIS CHEESES AND CHEESE IS A CHALLENGE WHEN CHARLEY ARRIVES. WHEN CHARLEY IS CHARMING AND CHOOSES A CHEDDAR. THEN CHEWS IT AND CHIPS IT AND CHOPS IN SOME CHIVES.

TO SIT IN SOLEMN SILENCE IN A DULL, DARK DOCK IN A PESTILENTIAL PRISON WITH A LIFE-LONG LOCK, AWAITING THE SENSATION OF A SHORT, SHARP SHOCK FROM A CHEAP AND CHIPPY CHOPPER WITH A BIG, BLACK BLOCK.

PETER PIPER PICKED A PECK OF PICKLED PEPPERS. A PECK OF PICKLED PEPPERS PETER PIPER PICKED. IF PETER PIPER PICKED A PECK OF PICKLED PEPPERS, WHERE´S THE PECK OF PICKLED PEPPERS PETER PIPER PICKED?

TRICKY TRISTAN TRACKED A TRAIL OF TINY TURTLES. HOW MANY TINY TURTLES DID TRICKY TRISTAN TRACK? TRICKY TRISTAN TRACKED TWENTY TWO TINY TURTLES; THAT´S HOW MANY TINY TURTLES TRICKY TRISTAN TRACKED?

IF YOU STICK A STOCK OF LIQUOR IN YOUR LOCKER IT IS SLICK TO STICK A LOCK UPON YOUR STOCK OR SOME JOKER, WHO IS SLICKER IS GOING TO TRICK YOU OF YOUR LIQUOR IF YOU FAIL TO LOCK YOUR LIQUOR WITH A LOCK.

A TWISTER OF TWISTS ONCE TWISTED A TWIST, AND THE TWIST THAT HE TWISTED WAS A THREE-TWISTED TWIST. NOW IN TWISTING THIS TWIST, IF A TWIST SHOULD UNTWIST, WOULD THE TWIST THAT UNTWISTED UNTWIST THE TWISTS?

MARY´S MAC´S MOTHER´S MAKING MARY MAC MARRY ME. MY MOTHER´S MAKING ME MARRY MARY MAC. WILL I ALWAYS BE SO MERRY WHEN MARY´S TAKING CARE OF ME? WILL I ALWAYS BE SO MERRY WHEN I MARRY MARY MAC?

FRUSTRATED FROM FAILURE AND FILLED WITH FOREBODINGS, HE FLED FOR HIS FAMILY. FALLING AT HIS FATHER´S FEET, HE FLOUNDERED FORLORNLY. “FATHER, I HAVE FLUNKED AND FRUITLESSLY FORFEITED FURTHER FAMILY FAVORS.”

SISTER SUSIE´S SEWING SHIRTS FOR SOLDIERS, SUCH SAUCY SOFT SHORT SHIRTS FOR SOLDIERS. SISTER SUSIE SEWS, SOME SOLDIERS SEND EPISTLES SAY THEY´D SOONER SLEEP ON THISTLES, THAN THOSE SAUCY SOFT SHORT SHIRTS FOR.

IF A PACKET HITS A POCKET ON A SOCKET ON A PORT, AND THE BUS IS INTERRUPTED AS A VERY LAST RESORT, AND THE ADDRESS OF THE MEMORY MAKES YOUR FLOPPY DISK ABORT, THEN THE SOCKET PACKET POCKET HAS AN ERROR TO REPORT!

IF YOU UNDERSTAND, SAY “UNDERSTAND”, IF YOU DON´T UNDERSTAND, SAY “DON´T UNDERSTAND”. BUT IF YOU UNDERSTAND AND SAY “DON´T UNDERSATND”, HOW DO I UNDERSTAND THAT YOU UNDERSTAND. UNDERSTAND?

OH, THE SADNESS OF HER SADNESS WHEN SHE´S SAD. OH, THE GLADNESS OF HER GLADNESS WHEN SHE´S GLAD. BUT THE SADNESS, AND THE GLADNESS OF HER GLADNESS, ARE NOTHING LIKE HER MADNESS WHEN SHE´S MAD!